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(Please excuse the first bit of the episode... growing pain on my end. The audio gets out of sync.. need to make a mental note of my cell connection so that doesnt happen again in the future.)
Told you I would be back soon.
I am joined this time by friend of mine Natalie whom I met 3 years ago at Penny Arcade Expo South my second year enforcing.

We talk about:

  • small humans better known as "children/my son/nieces/nephews"
  • The resurgence of No Man's Sky
  • Astroneer and Subnautica
  • And other things!

Follow me on twitter @zerosyphon

Where's My Burrito? Ep 18: Max's Big Rodzzzzzzzzzz

In this week's installment...

Christian wants an Ant-Man Bar Mitzvah...

 Christian pulls out the dirty laundry...

You're not structurally sound, bitch...

Reimagine Cowboys vs Aliens...

Max takes a stab at Aliens and we find out he's fallen victim to a deep state conspiracy...

Hope we can take a bullet like Werner Herzog.

Talk shit about 90's film directors

Where's My Burrito? Ep 17: Live From Crommy's Crypt

In this week's Installment, We're live from Crommy's Crypt!...

Christian and Max talk Dinos and Super Heroes...

Rahuahuah's Run Rampant...

Eugenics in a Mexico City meth lab...

After 12 years Max still isn't over Lex Luthor's big real estate power play....

My first Mansion experience....

Max talks shit about Canadian rock star...

 

MEMORIES? Don't Even Askkkkkkkkkkk...

 

Max's Grandfather has waited for so long...

 

and Christian pitches a Series Finale to The Simpsons

The Masters Of Nothing Episode 33 - Summer Movie Blockbuster Spectacular VI

It's shallow and pedantic...
 

It's back!  It's our annual tradition!  The Summer Movie Blockbuster Spectacular!  Westbrook joins us again, as I've confirmed, and rules (that are barely followed...) are that we go over what we've seen in theaters and then we go over what we're looking forward to.  We also go over some other random stuff at the beginning.

Preview pic: That Cage dab... I know it's not a movie, but I said I'd do it, right?

Some episode highlights include:

  • Zombies
  • Big Bang Theory
  • Summer Movie Blockbuster Spectacular

If you're interested in hearing our other 5 Spectaculars from years past, I've got links:

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We're on iTunes (The Masters of NothingDragon Ball Movie Club, and the main feed), Stitcher (The Masters of NothingDragon Ball Movie Club, and the main feed), and Google Play (The Masters of NothingDragon Ball Movie Club, and the main feed) as well!

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Where's My Burrito? Ep 16: #MeWoo

Intro Music: 

In this week's Installment...

Face/Off Round 3

#MeWoo

Shakespeare's identity is Christian's Kennedy Assassination

Max has ties back in the old country...

Christian gets sentimental about manhattan...

Video games are just fucking jobs...

Christian should assume his destiny of being a real life Dexter...

War was fucked up back in the day...

Apparently Gandhi was always a dick..

The Dark Knight Legal System...

Christian watches Hereditary...

and ends up back on Tales from the Crypt

Where's My Burrito? Ep 15: Twig Phoenix & The Mole People

In this week’s Installment…

Max sucks at geography and as a human…

Take a deep dive into our Neanderthal Brethren…

Theorize the rise of the Mole people…

The One True Fire Ant….

John Goodman is pulling a Loomis…

Can we write the Where’s My Burrito Mythology?

Cousin fuckers… a Near Miss…

Racistmom.com

Twig Phoenix is born…

The Great Subway Shit of 2018…

 

And much more!

 

Yell at us! wheresmyburrito23@gmail.com

Where's My Burrito? Ep 14: Viva Pepe

INTRO MUSIC: Father John Misty- Date NIght

On this week's Installment...

DRUNKCAST!

Admire Dr. Strangelove...

Spend way too much time confusing Sterling Hayden & William Holden...

Fallout is Max's bible...

Old Nazi's are Loud and Proud...

Spend some time at Pepe's Penthouse...

Stumble upon a real Regal Situation... 

Loomis Lives but Chucky Thrives...

WE pin point All of Christian's Neuroses... Tales From The Crypt.

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The Masters Of Nothing Episode 32 - Limping to the Barn

This is our what? 4th? 5th? 76th resurrection?
 

We're back after about 6 months and we've got a lot of E3 stuff to talk about. Are we biased against Sony, or are they truly limping to the barn? Join us for some vidya games and classic derailments.

Preview pic: Fallout 76... sure why not.

And if you were listening all the way to the end (or just reading this... whatever), have a month of Xbox Game Pass on us! (But only if you've never tried the service before):

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Some episode highlights include:

  • CM Punk
  • MoviePass
  • Friday the 13th Lawsuit
  • Dead by Daylight
  • Detroit
  • Stanley Cup
  • Some light political stuff
  • And I'm just gonna put "E3 Stuff", as that's the bulk.

Check out our clans page HERE!

We're also on FacebookTwitter, Google+, and Youtube.  You can also subscribe to our RSS Feeds:  The Masters of NothingDragon Ball Movie Club, and the main feed for all of our podcasts!

We're on iTunes (The Masters of NothingDragon Ball Movie Club, and the main feed), Stitcher (The Masters of NothingDragon Ball Movie Club, and the main feed), and Google Play (The Masters of NothingDragon Ball Movie Club, and the main feed) as well!

We are also on the bitblastnetwork!  Check out the other awesome shows on there!

Where's My Burrito? Ep 13: The Black Plague with Library Larry

INTRO MUSIC: Man Man- Haute Tropique

In this week's Installment of an ongoing conversation...

Depression Nosedive...we gotta pull up...

Christian rambles into a conspiracy about historical documents...

Eternal Sunshine of the Mollusk Mind...

Marry Poppins is responsible for Diabetes...

Christian pitches another Plague and then gets lost in the weeds...

Max gives a history lesson...

Christian Reps the Rappers of the Plague...

Then starts drinking...
 

Christian has an apocalyptic dream...

and is marrying a Library Larry

and literally so much more!

 

Yell at us! Wheresmyburrito23@gmail.com

 

 

Where's My Burrito? Ep 12: Toxic Maxculinity

In this week's installment of an ongoing conversation, Christian and Max...

Circle back for Round 2 of Face/Off

Discover the Duff Bride

Breakdown the warning signs of Christian's deteriorating mental state.

AKA Serial Killers

Get behind the #metoo...too movement

Ponder redeeming Hitler qualities...(we're going to hell)

Time Traveling Ben Franklin: A tale of Toxic Maxculinity.

And Much More!
Yell at us!  Wheresmyburrito23@gmail.com

Where's My Burrito? Ep 11: A Midget Named Asshole

In This week's installment...

Christian and Max take a deep dive into Face/Off

Tell a Tale of Two Festivals (Bonnaroo 2010 & Festival of Disruption 2018 BK)

Relive Max's near-miss marriage

Christian gets salty about Toilet Monsters

and more!

Note: No midget's and/or Little People were injured during the making of this podcast

 

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Where's My Burrito? Ep 7: Where's The Magma?

In this week's installment...

Christian complains about Back to The Future...

and how Chuck Berry is a fraud...

Spielberg: a Cultural Gatekeeper...

Christian wants Fight Club to be real...

Max explains how nature documentaries are horror films masquerading as family films...

Christian want's to make himself feel better so he watches hours of natural disasters.

 

Max almost dies and finds solace in a clown.

and much much more...

 

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Where's My Burrito? Ep 5: Putin: An Urkel On The World Stage

In this Installment of an ongoing conversation...

Christian watches Ready Player One

Try to reverse engineer Ready Player 9/11

Pitch the rightful sequel to Now You See Me 

The Unveiling of Max Spielberg: A one issue voter

Call out Rabbits for being deadbeats

BLING BLONG BLING BLONG

Christian takes a weekend Vacay to Cougar Town

Max watches documentaries and Christian tries to intervene

Vladimir Putin may just be a beloved 90's sitcom star

Meanwhile in Russia

Where's My Burrito? Ep 4: Mario Puzo and The Cavernous Vagina

In the 4th installment of an ongoing conversation Max and Christian...

Ask how many rats it takes to get a B rating in  New York

Ponder whether Max has gone full Roach

Check in On Kanye West and Good Ole Zimmy 

Fall back into old habits and talk Sopranos

Max tries to pitch a swan song for Joe Pesci and Christian corrupts it

Puerto Rican Newt Gingrich

OLD DAD

Mario Puzo and his White whale